interview: how would you hit on a girl?
harry: what's the context? where are we?
interviewer: at a bar.
harry: where in the bar? are we in america?
interview: sure
harry: oh, well i can't go into bars in america so.
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generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

Jul 22      ♥ 609029     source  

ayyyy yessss just bought tickets for ed sheeran i am so exciteeeddddd

Jul 22  

i just wanna wrap lip in a blanket burrito and cuddle him until shit stops happening to him

dunflower:

Hi friends this is a little reminder to charge your phone, take your meds, drink enough water, get enough sleep, and listen to lots of music!! Your well-being and happiness is of utmost importance and I hope you take time to take care of yourself.

Jul 22      ♥ 38020     source  

clemminqs:

I’d never chase after 5sos’ car because that involves exercise and I barely do that anyway

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weedmuke:

this boy I SWEAR

Jul 22      ♥ 15776     source     /    OH MY GOD , calum hood , fave , 

dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

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